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Sept. 30, 2022

Then it Hit Me (Vayelech)

It is my personal belief that everyone is entitled to their favorite Dad Joke. My personal favorite goes like this: I was trying to figure out why the ball was getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me. Whether you heard this one before or not, the…

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As the summer was winding down and “going to camp” was being replaced with “going to school,” my wife told my 3-year-old daughter: “You are not going to camp anymore because now it’s the Fall, so now it’s ti…

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I was sitting in my office, talking to a tenant, a male probably in his 70’s. He was wearing a t-shirt with an inspirational quote from Nelson Mandela. It read, “It always seems impossible until it’s done.” Inspiring, I know…

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because egg prices were cheaper on the other side. If you didn’t laugh, that’s ok, it was meant to make you cringe. There has been a recent surge in egg prices, primarily due to a major bird flu outbr…

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Section 8 of the Housing Act of 1937, often referred to as Section 8, authorizes the payment of rental housing assistance to private landlords on behalf of low-income households in the United States. In other words, certain people who have low incom…

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One of the few players to go straight from college baseball to the MLB was left-handed pitcher, Jim Abbot. Through the 1990s, Abbot played for the Angels, Yankees, and the White Sox. In his tenure in the MLB, Abbot became one of the greatest pitche…

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As a property manager, I receive many strange phone calls. Recently, I got a call from a tenant. She said, “Hi good afternoon, my niece just dropped off a bird that is three days old. I was wondering if I have to pay rent for the bird?”…

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I was sitting in the office, minding my own business, when all of a sudden, a tenant walked in holding a giant wooden staff. I was tempted to stand up for him.   I smiled and said, “So, I see you have come in carrying the Staff of Moses…

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Every now and then, as humans, we do something that deserves “the walk of shame.” I was recently sitting in my office, minding my own business, when all of a sudden, I started thinking about those instant Gefen Hot Soups. Thankfully, I …

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I find it sad, yet fascinating, that you can literally be on a WhatsApp chat for years, and it is entirely possible that people will only know you were on the chat once you decide to leave. If you are not familiar with WhatsApp, then just know that…

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